January 2012
Favorite Characters in the 'Underworld' Universe
hellyeahunderworld:
“You know what your problem is? You don’t know the natural order of things.”
-Tannis, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
Tannis is my favorite Underworld character. Who is yours?
Lucian hands down. Man is sexy and badass!
emivengenz:
She is in my bloodstream, tonight she’s draining me The room is filled with reds and blues I follow as she leads into the darkness Drying up my veins, she’s a ghost, a silhouette Calling out my name
zuhair-likes-kristies-dick:
Why do people always get drunk for a special occasion?
Why do you need alcohol to have fun?
I say to have fun you just need a group of friends.
01/01/2012,12:01AM
ricechoichoi:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year:
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
Reblog if you've swallowed gum and lived.
chaystar:
pirksa:
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
vyneranth:
oldfamiliarway:
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12:01 am
How I am most holidays… only I’m a pale white boy…
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Mỹtrang is my other half.
She is Dearth, the Dirty II (also my partner in crime).
Here is the Dirty Clan’s symbol:
December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
